Hamlet II.ii.270-279

I have of late- but wherefore I know not- lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinate in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
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Body Parts- Public For Group Entertainment.

Phone Conversation Last Night betweenpretty_vacunt, gothic_cowboy and melancholia33:

Kelly: Hullo?
Me: Hey Kelly? What's up? Can you do me a HUGE favor?
Eric: laughing in the background
Kelly: It depends. I'm about to run out...
Me: I'm in CT right now, Eric's boss gave him a liver...for Keirin, so she can cook it. We accidentally left it in his truck...
Kelly: nervous laugh...expecting some obscure question like that from us Ok....
Me: His truck is open, can you like- go in there, and on the...wait, talk to him. He's the killer around here. hands the phone to Eric
Eric: Hey Kelly! Sorry about this, it's in a blue cooler on the front seat? You know which truck is mine right? Yeah- it's the tan Chevy pickup S-10. Right. Yeah- the cooler is like one of those used for human organ transplants. It's on ice.
Me: Kelly, I am soooo sorry about this! Can you just... go into my room, and clear out whatever is in the freezer and shove it in there. Thanks so much! Oh yeah- bring a plastic bag with you in case it's not wrapped already. If it's not, it could be bloody.
Kelly: still in utter disbelief that I'm asking her to do this... Okay. If I have any trouble, I'll call you.
Me: Totally. Thanks, I love you man. hangs up phone, turns to Eric See? This is why it's good to have friends who are R.A.'s. Nothing is too strange for them.

*laugh*

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